Aer Lingus: Aer Fungus
Air Afrique: Air Freak(out)
Air Canada: Err Canada
Air France: Air Chance
Air Wisconsin: Scare Wisconsin
Alleghany Air: Agony Air (USAir since many years)
British Airways: 1. Brutish Airways 2. Brutish Scareways
Cascade Airways: Crashcade Scareways
Midwest Express: Midwest Excess (True, but worth it)
Northwest: 1. Northworst 2. Northwaste
People Express: 1. CattleCar Express 2. People Distress 3.
Piedmont: Piedmonster (merged with USAir)
QuebecAir: Quick Air
TWA: TightWad Airlines
US Air: 1. Useless Air 2. US Scare 3. YouSAir
"We love to fly and it's close"
"We love to show our flies"
Mexicana: Where being Late is Fashionable
25 REASONS WHY ALCOHOL SHOULD
BE SERVED AT WORK...
1. It's an incentive to show up.
2. It reduces stress.
3. It leads to more honest communications.
4. It reduces complaints about low pay.
5. It cuts down on time off because you can work with a hangover.
6. Employees tell management what they think, not what managers
want to hear.
7. It helps save on heating costs in the winter. 8. It encourages
9. Increase job satisfaction because if you have a bad job,
you don't care.
10. It eliminates vacations because people would rather come
11. It makes fellow employees look better.
12. It makes the cafeteria food taste better.
13. Bosses are more likely to hand out raises when they are
14. Salary negotiations are a lot more profitable.
15. Suddenly, burping during a meeting isn't so embarrassing.
16. Employees work later since there's no longer a need to
relax at the bar.
17. It makes everyone more open with their ideas.
18. Everyone agrees they work better after they've had a couple
19. Eliminates the need for employees to get drunk on their
20. Increases the chance of seeing your boss naked.-SCARY
21. It promotes foreign relations with the former Soviet Union.
22. The janitor's closet will finally have a use.
23. Employees no longer need coffee to sober up.
24. Sitting on the copy machine will no longer be seen as
25. Babbling and mumbling incoherently will be common.
HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
go to the ends of the earth for her.....
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked.
MESSAGE OF THE DAY:
Too often, we lose sight of life's simple
Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your
face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your
arm and bitch-slap the fucker upside the head...