FUN AND NONSENSE SITE

Version 0.1 - MICROSOFT WINDOWS

Welcome to the fun and nonsense section. I think it is appropriate to start with something about WINDOWS!
You are probably using Windows, and so do I - have fun, be shocked, or be annoyed - whatever!
If you are using Windows, you will experience some error messages from time to time - maybe more often than you like.
Down below are some error messages, unfortunately only in German, which you maybe have not seen yet. I'm trying to translate them into English for you!

Using Office? Wondering why it doesn't always do what you want it to do?
You have to tweak the hidden settings!
As you sit at your computer at your l shaped desks, try not to get so frustrated you punch the desk or the wall in frustration!

Error messages

file c:/winnt/profiles/ntuser.dat.log cannot be opened. be sure there is a disc in the specified drive

Error when saving file. Task was completed.

You have purchased Windows. Do you want to undo?
(OK/cancel)

System is running without error since 6 hours. There must be a problem
(REBOOT)

Error-overflow - too many errors. The next error will not be shown.

Attempted Multitasking. System is confused.

Search for new hardware-components. That's gonna take a lot of time in case you don't tell Windows98 RIGHT NOW where you have hidden this new soundcard!

Oops! Another heavy System-Error. Booting was finished successfully (!). The System is very shocked therefore and running unstable now.
(PANIC)

This is the kind of message you receive right before you need raid data recovery:

Everything is fine, Windows is running fabulous. Congratulations!
(VERY SUSPECT / HOW WONDERFUL / I DON'T BELIEVE THAT!)

Error while deleting file
108 can't be deleted - not enough memory. Delete files to free memory space, and retry.

Attempted Multitasking. System is confused.

The register card "General" could not be initialised. The exact error is:
0xc000000005: no error message found